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France's Formidable Yves Montand (1959)
Bonjour Friends!
Hope your passports are up to date because tonight we're drinking Bordeaux, eating stinky cheese and getting lost on the winding streets of Paris, France.
Actually, we're not going anywhere. We're dimming the lights, cracking open a box of our finest Burgundy and listening to France's Formidable (oxymoron?) Yves Montand on the ol' turntable. This pre-60's French Pop music is downright sleazy. I have no idea what the fuck he's singing about but it all sounds so dirty. Its like every song is about playing grab ass with your sister or sleeping with your wife! Hey, keep your hands off her you creep!
In addition to a pretty successful recording and movie career, Montand is also famous for banging Marilyn Monroe while filming the movie, Lets Make Love. I guess he took that title literally! What a creep!!!
Hope your passports are up to date because tonight we're drinking Bordeaux, eating stinky cheese and getting lost on the winding streets of Paris, France.
Actually, we're not going anywhere. We're dimming the lights, cracking open a box of our finest Burgundy and listening to France's Formidable (oxymoron?) Yves Montand on the ol' turntable. This pre-60's French Pop music is downright sleazy. I have no idea what the fuck he's singing about but it all sounds so dirty. Its like every song is about playing grab ass with your sister or sleeping with your wife! Hey, keep your hands off her you creep!
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