Bread - "The Best of Bread" (1973) - Elektra Records
Hello Friends,
This is the perfect record to listen to when its after last call and you find yourself at some strange dude's house and he begins uncomfortably massaging your shoulders.
You fixate on the music and the lava lamp and just pray to yourself that this whole night has just been a bad dream.
But as his fumbling paws work their way lower down your back, you cringe as you realize that this isn't a dream but another one of those bad life decisions fueled by poorly mixed drinks and a lifetime of low self-esteem.
How do you get yourself into these situations? Why did you accept his invitation for a "night cap" at his "crib"? Where's your car? Why does this dude have a box of Chinese massage balls on his coffee table? Yecccch!
You close your eyes and hope for the record to end so you can tell him to "flip it", excuse yourself to the bathroom, run the water and give your self a "pep talk" in the mirror.
You're better than this.
You deserve better than this.
If you make your break now, you might still be able to catch a ride home with that nice little Mexican guy that washes the dishes back at the bar!
This is the perfect record to listen to when its after last call and you find yourself at some strange dude's house and he begins uncomfortably massaging your shoulders.
You fixate on the music and the lava lamp and just pray to yourself that this whole night has just been a bad dream.
But as his fumbling paws work their way lower down your back, you cringe as you realize that this isn't a dream but another one of those bad life decisions fueled by poorly mixed drinks and a lifetime of low self-esteem.
How do you get yourself into these situations? Why did you accept his invitation for a "night cap" at his "crib"? Where's your car? Why does this dude have a box of Chinese massage balls on his coffee table? Yecccch!
You close your eyes and hope for the record to end so you can tell him to "flip it", excuse yourself to the bathroom, run the water and give your self a "pep talk" in the mirror.
You're better than this.
You deserve better than this.
If you make your break now, you might still be able to catch a ride home with that nice little Mexican guy that washes the dishes back at the bar!
RATING: 3 Baby I'm A Want Yous out of 5
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