Saturday, December 31, 2016

New Years Eve with Guy Lombardo!



Guy Lombardo - "New Year's Eve with Guy Lombardo and His Royal Canadians" (1973) - MCA Records

Hello Friends,

Holy crapola!  Can you believe its New Year's Eve already?

Seems like just yesterday we got rid of our 2016 New Year's hangover!

Well tonight we're counting down to midnight with the immortal Guy Lombardo, Mr. New Year's Eve himself.


This, undoubtedly, is one of our favorite drinking records of all time!  The record player is cranked and the high balls be flowing!

This record has it all!  Of course, there's Auld Lang Syne.  But there's also fun, upbeat versions of classic dance hall hits: "The Music Goes Round & Round", "Bye Bye Blues", "Beer Barrel Polka", "When You're Smiling", "Bill Bailey" and the super-creepy, "I Want A Girl (Just Like The Girl Who Married Dear Old Dad)"!  YECH!

But the last track is one of the greatest, end-of-the night drinking ballads, "Show Me The Way To Go Home".  It's the ultimate You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here exit music:
Show Me The Way To Go Home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it's gone right to my head
Wherever I may roam
On land or sea or foam
You can always hear me singing this song
Show Me The Way To Go
Show Me The Way To Go
Show Me The Way To Go Home....

HAPPY NEW YEARS FRIENDS!  

RATING: 4 Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot out of 5


Sunday, December 25, 2016

Merry Christmas! Tom Waits - "Silent Night & Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis"



Merry Christmas Friends!

And the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day!

Make it a good one!

Drink a lot, eat a lot and be kind.


Saturday, December 24, 2016

Hi-Fi Holidays: Perry Como Sings Merry Christmas Music

Perry Como - "Perry Como Sings Merry Christmas Music" (1956) - RCA Victor

Hello Friends,

Well friends, like they say, Christmas just ain't Christmas until you hear Perry Como croon a few classic holiday standards on the ol' holiday turntable.

This LP has been a staple in the Tugent household since little Ned was about knee-high. It's an all-time classic and may have been in more Catholic households than those records of famous JFK speeches. 

Side One contains songs from Como's 1953 sessions with bandleader Mitchell Ayres and has definitely more of a "modern" feel (i.e. "Twas the Night Before Christmas", "C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S", etc.)  The songs on Side Two date back to 1946 & 1947 with Como being backed by Russ Case and his orchestra and reek of nostalgia (i.e. "That Christmas Feeling", "I'll Be Home For Christmas", etc.)   

Each and every song is solid; even Como's take on the otherwise awful "12 Days of Christmas" is pretty tolerable here.

The singer is in fine form throughout.  His velvety voice and casual, no-fuss phrasing remind us of a simpler, more relaxed time.  A time far less cynical than today.  A time when it seemed like everyone had a certain spring in their step in the days and weeks leading up to Christmas. A time when it seemed like the house smelled like fresh pine and warm baked cookies for the entire month of December.  When every wrapped present posed a universe of possibilities.  A time when Christmas Eve had a quiet electricity and an air of mystery surrounding it.  

They don't make 'em like they used to friends, that's for sure!

Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!

RATING: 5 saving us all from satan's power out of 5




Friday, December 23, 2016

Sufjan Stevens - "I'll Be Home For Christmas" (2012)



Hello Friends,

Christmas blues still got ya down?  Well if this video doesn't put you in the festive mood, we're not sure what will!  

Nothing quite says 'Merry Christmas' like a slow motion video featuring little girls, creepy Santas, tied up clowns, crime scenes and lumberjacks.  This is probably how David Lynch celebrates the Holidays!

Enjoy!

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Hi-Fi Holidays: Psych-Out Christmas

Various Artists - "Psycho-Out Christmas" (2013) - Cleopatra Records


Smoke 'em if you got 'em tonight friends!

Great LP compilation of some really twisted xmas tunes.

Seventeen whacked-out songs to help make your late night holiday chill-out sessions a bit more merry & bright.

SIDE A
1. Intro - Christmas Monster Party (Len Maxwell)
2. Christmas Time (Is Here Again) - Elephant Stone
3. It s Christmas Day - The Cosmonauts
4. Silent Night - Quintron & Miss Pussycat
5. Jul Song - Dark Horses
6. What Child Is This? - Sleepy Sun
7. No More Christmas Blues - The Vacant Lots
8. Time of the Season - Sons of Hippies
9. Santa Claus - The Fuzztones

SIDE B
1. Christmas Tears - Eli Cook
2. Little Drummer Boy - The Movements
3. Jingle Bell Rock - Quintron & Miss Pussycat
4. Frosty The Snowman - The Candy Store
5. Run Rudolph Run - Psychic Ills
6. Mele Kalikimaka - Dead Meadow
7. Jingle Bells - HE 5
8. White Christmas (Guitar Stooge Version) - Iggy Pop



There's some melody-laced Beatles-influence (Montreal's Elephant Stone); VU-inspired guitar rock (California's The Cosmonauts); whacked-out exotica-tinged noise rock (Quintron); warm and cozy dream pop (England's Dark Horses); Pink Floyd-inspired psychedelic jams (California's Sleepy Sun); shoegazing-indie rock (Burlington, Vermont's The Vacant Lots and Sarasota, Florida's Sons of Hippies); and some good ol' fashioned three chord garage rock (NYC's legendary Fuzztones covering a Sonic's classic!)

And that's just Side One!



Side Two contains even more eclectics with some OKAY modern blues courtesy of Billy Gibbons Eli Cook; some more noisy space rock (The Movements, Quintron, Dead Meadow); some Phil Spector-inspired pop (The Candy Store); and some more retro-sounding garage rock (Psychic Ills & HE 5).

Everything comes to stunning conclusion thanks to Iggy Pop's crooning take on the Irving Berlin Classic, "White Christmas".  

Yowsa! For a second we thought the record was playing on too slow a speed, but that's just Iggy's inimitable baritone (plus whatever drinks we've been ingesting!)

There's plenty of guitars, spacey keyboards, weird sound effects and beats to keep your after hours holiday party rolling deep into the nigh.  This record is a must hear especially for fans of Pink Floyd, space rock, The Flaming Lips, Spiritualized and early 90's indie rock.

As Merry Monster MC Len Maxwell states in the intro to the LP, "you should not play this record when the sun is up!"  Agreed!  Who plays records during the day anyways?

RATING: 4 it just doesn't feel like christmas until iggy pop sings white christmas out of 5



Wednesday, December 21, 2016

The Spirit of Christmas - Mabel Beaton Marionettes and Bell Telephone AT&T (1953)



Hello Friends,

We found this A-MAZING clip online.

Apparently this annual Christmas program starring marionettes and Bell Telephone employees aired every year starting in 1953 on local Philadelphia television station WHYY-TV12.

Ask anybody who grew up in Philly in the 50's or 60's and they'll fondly remember this as one of the first made-for-tv annual holiday specials!  Before Peanuts, before Magoo, before those Rankin-Bass stop-motion classics was "The Spirit of Christmas"!

Enjoy!


Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Hi-Fi Holidays: Christmas Joy

George Melachrino and his Orchestra - "Christmas Joy" (1959) - RCA Victor

Hello Friends,

Enjoying some Christmas Mood Music tonight at the ol' tiki bar while we get busy testing out various Christmas cocktails! 

Christmas Joy is a fun instrumental album with 16 holiday standards.  Featuring very economical arrangements of the songs that almost sound like they could be used in television episodes or commercials.  Lots of lyrical strings and woodwinds upfront, with brass and percussion used as tasteful window dressing.  Throw in the occasional skating rink-sounding organ and you got yourself an xmas album!  

Decca Records had such great success with Mantovani records in the late 50's that RCA came up their own "Mantovani" in English bandleader George Melachrino.  (Columbia Records had Percy Faith, Capitol had Jackie Gleason, etc.)  The music is moody, pleasantly dated and totally NOT annoying-- a trait that unfortunately plagues many of the orchestral-style records found in your grandparents' closets!

Extra points for the cozy looking album cover!

RATING: 3.5 Good King Wenceslases on the Feast of Stephens out of 5

Monday, December 19, 2016

Hi-Fi Holidays: Chansons de Noel

Various Artists - "Chansons de Noel - Christmas Carols of France" (1956) - Vanguard Recording Society

Bonjour Friends,

Here's a record of eighteen very relaxing Christmas Carols direct from France!

Perfect for an afternoon tea in a fancy Parisian hotel like the ones in those Madeline books!
Hey, at least she's not racist like those Tintin books!

For the most part, we have no idea of what they're singing about as its all in French, however because of the generally reverent tone we figure its mostly about Jesus and Shepherds and croissants and stuff.  Pass the baguette please!

Some songs feature a creepy children's choir while others feature a creepy adult choir.

There's also some fancy (albiet creepy) harpsichord and harp playing throughout.

French stuff = creepy stuff.

Also, minus some points for no "Pat-A-Pan".

A gal by the name of Martha Schlamme is featured as a solo vocalist on some songs and she really brings her holiday "A" game.  Schlamme has a very pretty voice and apparently she was a pretty famous singer in Europe until she emigrated to the United States in the late 40's.  This record seems to stand out a little in her repertoire as she made her bones mostly as singer of Yiddish and German folk songs.  Oy vey!

Once in the U.S., Schlamme made a name for herself performing at nightclubs in the Catskills and the "Borscht belt", while finding time to do the occasional Broadway play or television appearance. 

This records makes us go Oui Oui!  (but so do these martinis!) 


RATING: 3.5 bring a torch, Jeannette, Isabel, bring a torch out of 5

Glen Campbell & Cher - "Jingle Bells" (1969)



Hello Friends,

Here's another clip we found from Glen Campbell's Goodtime Hour Christmas Special from 1969 performing a funked-up version of "Jingle Bells" with the one and only Cher.

In all likelihood, Campbell was under a mountain of "christmas snow" before filming began!

Enjoy!


Glen Campbell - "Old Toy Trains" (1969)


Hello Friends,

Here's a great throwback clip of Glen Campbell performing Roger Miller's "Old Toy Trains" on The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour Christmas Special from December 1969.

Enjoy!




Sunday, December 18, 2016

Hi-Fi Holidays: Christmas With Glen Campbell

Glen Campbell - "Christmas With Glen Campbell" (1971) - Capitol Records

Hello Friends,

This 1971 Capitol Records release is a bit of a hatchet job.  It's a record with only five Glen Campbell holiday tunes, most of which already appeared on Campbell's 1968 album, That Christmas Feeling.  The rest of the tunes on this LP are pretty much filler courtesy of The Holiday Pops Orchestra and a choral group who call themselves The Voices of Christmas.

Still, Campbell's takes on "I'll Be Home For Christmas", "Silent Night" and Sammy Cahn/Jimmy Van Heusen's "It Must Be Getting Close To Christmas" are alone worth the price of admission!

RATING: 3 wives charcoal broiling steaks coming up with dishes they'd refuse to make* out of 5 

* These are actual lyrics in the song "It Must Be Getting Close To Christmas" which also includes the humdinger:

Suddenly your slightest wish is their command,
And all at once your favorite things are close at hand, 
And suddenly Lombardo is their favorite band,
It must be getting close to Christmas...

Friday, December 16, 2016

Charles Brown - "Merry Christmas, Baby" (1984)


Its the holidays friends!

Here's some slow & low nightclub blues courtesy of Mr. Charles Brown to help you through your holiday Friday!

Enjoy!

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Bing Crosby - "Do You Hear What I Hear" (1963)


Hello Friends,

This familiar holiday song was written by a married couple, Noël Regney and Gloria Shayne Baker, in October 1962 as a plea for peace during the very tense days of the Cuban Missile Crisis.  As the Western World teetered on the brink of all out nuclear annihilation, this song (as performed by the Harry Simeone chorale) became a top-selling hit for the 1962 Holiday season.

A year later, Bing Crosby would record his own hit version which would reach # 2 on the Billboard charts, as well as provide a melancholic backdrop to the days and weeks following the assassination of JFK.

Might be a good Holiday theme song for 2016!

Cheers!







Sunday, December 11, 2016

Hi-Fi Holidays: The Nutcracker


Antal Dorati conducting the Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra - "Tchaikovsky: The Nutcracker, op. 71 - Complete Ballet" (1955) - Mercury Records

Hello Friends,

Another edition of Sunday Morning Classics.  Drinking some strong black coffee and cleaning the empty bottles and ashtrays from last night.  

And there's no better way to dance a holiday hangover away than with Tchaikovsky's famous Nutcracker Ballet from 1892.

This is a nifty double-album of the complete Nutcracker Ballet with some pretty impressive packaging.  

Mercury Records claims that this is the first complete recording of Tchaikovksy's most famous work.

Everyone, of course, is very familiar with the far more famous, Nutcracker Suite, which is pretty ubiquitous this time of year.  The suite runs usually about a half an hour whereas the complete version runs closer to 90 minutes; its like the Nutcracker's Greatest Hits.

Pretty extensive liner notes with some cool Wes Anderson-y illustrations throughout the accompanying pages.

RATING: 4.5 Sugar Plum Fairies out of 5

Friday, December 9, 2016

RIP Greg Lake - "I Believe In Father Christmas" (1974)


Man, another one bites the dust in an evergrowing list of dead rock stars in 2016!

We just found out that Greg Lake passed away at the age of 69.

We'll always love Greg Lake for his work on that first King Crimson record, as well as most of the stuff he did with prog rock juggernauts, Emerson, Lake & Palmer.  (Especially the early stuff... no thank you Love Beach!)

Plus, 'tis the season... we've always been suckers for his prog rock lite take on the holidays on this song penned by Lake and Peter Sinfield, whose credits include penning lyrics ELP, as well as for those first four Crimson records! 

RIP Greg Lake... oh what a lucky man you was!







Sunday, December 4, 2016

Hi-Fi Holidays: Happy Holiday

Peggy Lee - "Happy Holiday" (1965) - Capitol Records

Hello Friends,

We're off to a pretty swinging start this year!

Happy Holiday is Peggy Lee's second Xmas LP, following 1960's Christmas Carousel. Actually, Happy Holiday is more of a re-packaging of the former LP with 9 of its 12 songs already existing on the former.

Pretty decent record overall.  There's definitely some jazzy, swinging tracks to help make your cocktails go down a little too easy ("Winter Wonderland", "I Like A Sleighride (Jingle Bells)", "Happy Holiday"), but there's a few cornball tracks thrown in that are kind of like inviting little kids to a late night soiree at the tiki bar!  No thanks!


Image result for peggy lee christmas

Peggy Lee has always been at her best with a smoky & sultry ballad and here we get three great ones: Mel Torme's "The Christmas Song", Jule Styne & Sammy Cahn's "The Christmas Waltz" and Irving Berlin's "White Christmas".

Its getting late... Time for another cocktail!

RATING: 4 don't get caught under the mistletoes out of 5



Saturday, December 3, 2016

Hi-Fi Holidays!


December's here kids and you know what that means!  We're getting ready to crank up good old fashioned holiday cheer on the holiday turntable!  



We got the records picked out.  Candles are lit.  The tree is up and ready to go. The tiki bar is decorated and well-stocked.  Its cold outside but its as warm as a glass of eggnog in here! 


2016 has been a year full of highs and lows, but we can't say that we'll be sad to see it go! Its nothing a little nostalgia and whiskey won't cure! 



Friday, December 2, 2016

D Generation - "Piece of the Action" (2016)


Happy Friday Friends!

Thank god for some good ol' fashioned rock & roll.

NYC's D Generation has released their first record in over 17 years earlier this year and its a welcome return to the fold for Jesse Malin and the boys.

Like we said, good ol' fashioned rockin' & rollin'.  Like your dad used to like!

Enjoy!

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Dirty Sound Magnet - "Merry People" (2016)


Hello Friends,

Here's a new video from Swiss psych-rockers, Dirty Sound Magnet.

Not bad, kinda trippy.

We prefer their slightly doomier and darker stuff like 2014's 21st Century Witch.


Thursday, November 24, 2016

The Benny Goodman Story

Soundtrack - "The Benny Goodman Story, volume 2" (1956) - Decca

Hey Friends,

The tiki bar is swinging tonight, friends!

This LP is the second soundtrack release from 1956's The Benny Goodman Story starring Steve Allen & Donna Reed.

Never saw the movie, but we picked this record up at a thrift store and were pretty happy with it.

Side One is comprised of four songs played by the Benny Goodman Trio/Quartet featuring Goodman on clarinet, Teddy Wilson on piano, Gene Krupa on drums and Lionel Hampton on vibes.

Side Two has five songs all of which feature Goodman's full orchestra, including one song with vocals, "And The Angels Sing" as sung by Martha Tilton.

The album ends with a rousing version of Goodman's signature song, the Louis Prima-penned, "Sing, Sing, Sing".

Can't help but listen to Gene Krupa's drumming throughout this record and be reminded of the movie Whiplash

Just waiting for J.K. Simmons to show up at the tiki bar, lift the needle off of the record and ask, "Were you rushing or were you dragging?"

RATING: 4 Silver Waves That Break on Some Undiscovered Shore out of 5

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Reverend Horton Heat - "Let Me Teach You How To Eat" (2013)


Hey Kids,

What better way to get ready for Thanksgiving than with some punk-rockabilly and sexy burlesque dancers making a mess with foodstuffs?

I, for one, will be having seconds!

Monday, November 21, 2016

Singles Night: The Strokes - "Juicebox" b/w "Hawaii" (2005)


Hey Friends,

Dippin' into the 45's again tonight.  Tonight we got The Strokes!

Hey kids, remember when The Strokes were really good?

Yeah, us too!

We really like their first their first two records a lot.  Sort of like Nuggets-style garage rock by a bunch of NYC pretty boys influenced by Guided by Voices and beer.  Hooks galore!  

"Juicebox" was their pretty good leadoff single from their third LP, First Impressions of Earth (2006), and by this point in their career we were kinda like, "Eh".  The song is pretty good and catchy; it just seems that somewhere along the way, they lost their relevance and we stopped caring!

The B-Side, "Hawaii" (a song not on the record) is pretty good too, but it reminds us more of the spazzy, jazz-influenced art pop of fellow New Yorkers, Vampire Weekend.

Enjoy!



"I Got Lucky On Prom Nite!"


Sunday, November 20, 2016

Beethoven's Fifth

Leonard Bernstein & The New York Philharmonic - "Beethoven Fifth Symphony" (1962) - Columbia Masterworks

Hello Friends,

Keeping it classy once again on a Sunday Morning.  This time with an all time great performance of one Classical music's greatest works, Beethoven's Fifth Symphony as performed by the famous New York Philharmonic orchestra as lead by the incomparable Leonard Bernstein!  Hangover cures don't get much better than this!


No one loves a good hook more than Tiki T and myself and perhaps there's no piece of music with a better hook that Beethoven's Fifth.  The famous Da-Da-Da-Daaah intro which was described as Beethoven as the sound of "Fate knocking at the door".  I'll say!
That theme, in one form or another, permeates throughout the record as if to say there's no escaping it!

Its tense, terse, fierce and unrelenting.  Fate is something to be feared.  You can run, but you can't hide.  Its the ultimate inevitable.

Beethoven was one dark dude!

By the time we get to the Fourth and Final Movement (the "Allegro" for you fucking snobs) the music takes us out of the darkness.  The chords change from C-minor to C-major and we are left feeling satisfied, triumphant.  Things sound more like a victory march than they do a funeral procession.  But in the movement's final bars, we're once again reminded that Fate (a much more subdued, Da-Da-Da-Daaah) bubbles not far below the surface.  Enjoy your victory today suckers because who knows what tomorrow may bring?  

(For Beethoven, Fate may have in the form of the loss of hearing he started experiencing around this time.)

Our favorite part of this Symphony (and one of our favorite things in our very limited knowledge of Classical music) is the lamenting little oboe that appears out of nowhere amongst the turbulence and grandeur of the First Movement.  Buried within a barrage of the four note theme (Da-Da-Da-Daaah), everything stops and a short, quiet and timid oboe solo emerges.  Like a small, lonely man crying out.   Its like the sound you might hear if you were drowning in the ocean, sinking fast beneath the tumultuous rocking waves, a moment of solace, calm and clarity before dying.  Fucking heartbreaking.

Here's a real short clip of what we're talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffacsi35Z6s

Great record and a great piece of music!  Hangover is (almost) gone and we're ready to greet the day and hit the ground running!

RATING: 5 ludwig vons out of 5






Friday, November 18, 2016

Masked Intruder - "Beyond a Shadow of A Doubt" (2016)



Happy Friday Friends!

Midwest punk-pop from Madison, Wisconsin.

We also like the Class of 1984 poster that makes a quick cameo in the video!

Enjoy!

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Wallace and Ladmo Show - "Soggy Cereal" (1970)


Hello Friends,

We first heard this song on the Pebbles: Volume 3 - The Acid Gallery LP as performed by a cat named Mike Condello.

A little further research showed that Mike Condello was the musical director on a kid's show out of Phoenix, Arizona called "The Wallace and Ladmo Show".   On the air from 1954 to 1989, it remains the one of the longest running children's shows in U.S. Television history.  We watched a few clips and boy-oh-boy did it look weird!  

Then, holy smokes, we stumbled upon this clip here and its Commadore Condello's Salt River Navy Band performing what song?  You guessed it, "Soggy Cereal", in all its propagandist glory!  Yowsas!

On a much sadder note friends, Mike Condello, who suffered from lifelong depression, took his own life in 1995!

Bummer!

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Pebbles volume 3: The Acid Gallery


Pebbles, volume 3 aka "The Acid Gallery" (1979) - BFD Records 

Hello Friends,

Tiki T. and I have recently started collecting the Pebbles LP series courtesy of the BFD & AIP Record labels.  Awesome compilation records, first released in the late 70's, subtitled as "Artyfacts from the First Punk Era".  

They're a good companion to the more popular NUGGETS series-- records filled with 2 or 3 minute punk masterpieces mostly from the years of 1966 thru 1969.  Bands consisting of pimply-faced kids in basements and garages scattered throughout the country.  Some bands (and band members) would go on to bigger and better things, but most would only end up playing local teen centers, VFW Halls, dive bars and local college radio stations.  Only a few would be fortunate enough to open for a touring national act like Herman's Hermits, The Jefferson Airplane or The Animals.  A handful would be fortunate to record a 7" or two and then call it a day fading off into rock & roll obscurity.  


One-Hit and No-Hit Wonders. Footnotes in the Rock & Roll History Books.


Some of the greatest rock and roll songs ever written may have only been heard by a handful of ears. These records provide a time capsule into an honest and less-cynical past.  Behind every band, there's a story; some are triumphant; some are tragic; many are uneventful... but who doesn't love a good rock & roll story?    


Tonight we've got the third Pebbles LP on the turntable, also known as "The Acid Gallery".  Eighteen tracks that are out there!  Waaaaay out there! Enjoy!  

Side One
1. "Diamond Mine" - Dave Diamond & the Higher Elevation.  Dave Diamond was a rock DJ hailing from South Dakota who made his mark in the late 60's playing records by then burgeoning psychedelic bands.  (He was the first DJ to play "Light My Fire" by The Doors!) This spoken word psychedelic poem sounds a bit muddled and doesn't really make a whole lot of sense but it kicks the record off in quite the trippy fashion!  (Dave Diamond passed away in May of last year!  RIP Dave! We hardly knew ye!)

2. "Suzy Creamcheese" - Teddy & His Patches.  Great acid punk from San Jose garage band doing their interpretation of Frank Zappa & the Mothers. 

3. "Suicidal Flowers" - Crystal Chandelier. Awesome fuzztone on this Doors-inspired song courtesy of a little known garage band from either Texas or Providence, RI. 

4. "Swami" - William Penn V. Fucking fantastic San Francisco British Invasion-influenced acid rock.  Opened up for the likes of Jefferson Airplane, Them & Paul Revere and the Raiders. Mickey Hart played drums with them for a while before joining The Grateful Dead.  They were supposedly about to sign a record deal with Fantasy Records before disbanding and becoming another rock & roll footnote!

5. "I'm Allergic to Flowers" - Jefferson Handkerchief. What a band name!  We don't know a thing about the Jefferson Handkerchief except that they released this one novelty single in 1967 in order to poke holes in the whole "Flower Power" movement!

6. bonus track "Prana (excerpt)" - Unfolding.     

7. "Flight Reaction" - The Calico Wall.  Psychedelic garage punk from Minnesota band! Great trippy & paranoid song about fear of flying... Chorus: "And I swear I'll never fly again!"

8. "Loose Lip Sync Ship" - The Hogs.  Weird tune, heavily influenced by Zappa.  Starts out as a great garage instrumental, then moves into a druggy doo-wop spoken word section, before winding up as an abstract space jazz hymn!  Fun Fact: The Hogs were better known as The Chocolate Watchband!  

9. "The Reality of (Air) Fried Borsk" - The Driving Stupid. More whacked-out psychedelic garage rock, this time from the state of New Jersey.  The acoustic stomp-blues part is fine, but the screeching, screaming vocals seem to be a little overboard!  This band's biggest "hit" was called "Horror Asparagus Stories", included on Side Two!  Oh boy! 

Side Two
1. "I'm Five Years Ahead of My Time" - The Third Bardo.  Releasing just one single in their short career, New York's The Third Bardo were certainly about quality and not quantity with this killer psychedelic classic!  We're hearing more than a little Roky Erickson on this one!  

2. "Voices Green and Purple" - The Bees.  West Coast acid rock.  This time hailing from Los Angeles.  Not much else is known about The Bees.

3. "Spider and The Fly" - The Monocles.  This is the sound of good clean-cut neighborhood kids from Colorado forming a garage band and then discovering drugs! Yowsa! 

4. "Let's Take a Trip" - Godfrey.  L.A. Disc Jockey Godfrey takes on this Kim Fowley classic.  Sounds a little bit square compared to the original which was the original ode to psychedelics! 

5. "Faces" - T.C. Atlantic.  Minneapolis in the house!  Decent garage band that really never made it out of their home state of Minnesota. Nice fuzzy guitars and snaky vocals!

6. "Soggy Cereal" - Mike Condello.  Oh boy.

7. "Dom Kallar Oss Mods" - The Lea Riders Group.  Fantastic garage rock straight from Stockholm, Sweden and doing it up right!  This was the title track of the 1968 Swedish documentary about streetwise Stockholm teenagers, "They Call Us Misfits". 

8. "Horror Asparagus Stories" - The Driving Stupid.   "My father was a big ol' toad / He lived in a hole in the middle of the road"... it seems this collection is leaning a little too much to the Dr. Demento side of things!

9. "Like a Dribbling Fram" - Races Marbles.  Oh boy, Bob Dylan is turning in his grave! (and he's not even dead yet!) Canadian band with their take on Dylan's "Like a Rolling Stone" that sounds like an 1960's Weird Al on psilocybin.

And "Weird" would be the best way to describe much of this record!  But, like we always say, "Weird is good", friends, and there's plenty of weirdos on Pebbles volume 3! 

RATING: 3.5 commie cereal, soggy cereal, they're one in the same out of 5

Friday, November 11, 2016

Ruby the Hatchet - "Vast Acid" (2015)


Happy Friday Friends,

Got a great doomy, stoner track from a great-sounding stoner, doom band. New Jersey's own, Ruby The Hatchet.

The video has got a cool, horror-film/Evil Dead vibe with plenty of drinking, smokin', blood and violence!

Plus they got a hot chick in the band to boot!

Life couldn't be any better?!?


Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Wagner: Parsifal

The Philadelphia Orchestra - "Wagner: Parsifal" (1956) - Columbia Masterworks

Hello Friends,

Keeping it classy again this fine November morning on Vinyl in the Valley.

The opera, Parsifal, would be Richard Wagner's last great opera as well as the culmination of his larger-than-life career and mythic body of work.   The original opera lasts for nearly five hours(!).  Its a football Sunday at the Vinyl in the Valley HQ and we don't have that kind of time on our hands!  Luckily, its been parsed down two sides of an LP so we can enjoy some of its most memorable moments while in our slippers and chasing last night's hangover away with some strong, black coffee!

And this record does get our juices flowing!  This is a very big-sounding, bad-ass record, with lots of heavy-sounding themes, intimating brass, build-ups, crescendos, sinister silences and unnerving quiet moments.  Its basically doom metal for the classical crowd! Its the kind of music that makes you want to "air conduct", climb a mountain or lead an army.  Its no wonder that the music of Wagner would really have a tendency to rev up the scary-types like Adolph Hitler, Nosferatu or Darth Vader.

Written by Richard Wagner over a period of 25 years, the complete opera debuted at the Bayreuth Festival in Bayreuth, Germany in 1882.  In a nutshell, the story follows Parsifal, from a young orphan boy to King of the Knights of the Holy Grail. Along the way, there's action a-plenty featuring knights, witches, wizards, holy grails, magic spears, femme fatales, holy communions, death and redemption.

Heady shit while you're trying to drink your morning coffee!

RATING: 4 today europe, tomorrow the worlds out of 5